SMELLS GOOD.
SAYS WORSE.

Funny soy candles. Unfiltered labels. A gift that gets an actual laugh.

Hand-poured soy waxMade to orderUS shipping only
F*ck This Sh*t soy candle burning on a marble vanity
9oz · 50–60 h burnchaotic but make it cozy
Soy waxCotton wick9oz: approx. 50–60 hoursReusable glass jarVegan, non-toxic9oz: ASTM safety compliant

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CHOOSE 3 CANDLES.
SAVE ABOUT 20%.

Mix any three jars and take about 20% off. One for them, one for the group chat, one you were never going to give away.

Build my 3-pack →Three 9oz jars: $55.20 instead of $68.97
+ ADD YOUR 3RD

FIND YOUR SIZE

9oz original
13.75oz special
Wax
Soy wax
Soy wax
Approx. burn time
50–60 hours
70–80 hours
Scent options
3 scents
3 scents
Packaging
Glass jar with lid
Glass vessel + grey gift box

REAL SHELVES, REAL PEOPLE

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Customer holding a candle in front of fairy lights
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Candle burning on a bathroom vanity
Gifting

THE GIFT THAT GETS
AN ACTUAL LAUGH.

Birthdays, leaving parties, secret santa, or a Tuesday that went badly. Pick the one that fits the person a little too well.

  • Looks good unwrapped
  • Reusable glass jar they will keep
  • Three scents per label
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Why Sassy Scents

SAY IT WITH WAX,
NOT A CARD.

Our production partners make each Sassy Scents candle with soy wax and a cotton wick. We create the designs and take care of your order, so the label can do the talking.

  • Soy wax, cotton wick
  • 9oz: approx. 50–60 hours
  • 13.75oz: approx. 70–80 hours
  • Reusable glass vessel
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QUESTIONS, ANSWERED

Do they actually smell good?

Our candles use soy wax and cotton wicks. The 9oz candles come in Sea Salt + Orchid, Apple Harvest and Cinnamon Vanilla. The 13.75oz special comes in Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze and Vanilla Bean. Choose your fragrance on the product page before adding your candle to the cart.

How long does shipping take?

Every jar is made after you order. Estimated arrival is 4–12 business days including production, and shipping is calculated at checkout. We ship inside the USA only; Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and some territories can take longer.

Is it safe to burn around kids and pets?

Keep burning candles within sight and away from children, pets and flammable items. Follow the safety instructions supplied with your candle, including wick trimming, maximum burn time and when to stop using it. Never leave a burning candle unattended.

What if the recipient doesn't find it funny?

We do not accept returns or exchanges for a change of mind. If your candle arrives damaged, defective, misprinted or incorrect, contact info@sassyscents.store within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. We will review the issue and arrange an appropriate replacement or refund. Any mandatory consumer rights remain unaffected. See our Refund Policy for details.